What Kind Of Freak from "I Was A Teenage Homo"

Lyrics By Bill Fagan

Music & Additional Lyrics By Jeff Scott

Select a song title from the drop down menus below
ACT I	ACT II

WHAT KIND OF FREAK?
(SUNG BY: Officer Ponch, Deputy Judy, Gilbert & Chrissy)

The Original Sung Demo

PONCH
How to this level could one ill monster sink?

JUDY
So sick and twist-ed

GILBERT
So evil

CHRISSY
And so pink?

PONCH
What kind of freak show commits such a dark crime?

JUDY
What kind of dirt bag?

GILBERT
What villain?

CHRISSY
Oh what slime!

PONCH
Curtains and throw - rugs, and a latch...

JUDY
And I fear the co - lors are nice - ly matched...

GILBERT
Hey guys, he e-ven trimmed-up my sna...@*$&^!%@

(Chrissy silences Radar before he can say the naughty word)

PONCH
If we can stay true to Straightville's moral dreams..........................................

GILBERT & CHRISSY (echo)
......................................If we can stay true to Straightville's moral dreams

JUDY
We can save this world from organized drag queens..............................

GILBERT & CHRISSY (echo)
...................................We can save this world from-

PONCH & JUDY
We have to go seek-in'

ALL
In search of a freak-in' freak!

PONCH & JUDY
How to this level
could one
ill monster sink?

So sick and twist-ed
So evil.
And so pink

GILBERT & CHRISSY
What kind of freak show
commits
such a dark crime?

What kind of dirt bag?
What villain?
Oh, what slime

ALL
No time to get weak in
Rumors cannot sneak in
Time to go out seek-in'
We have to catch,

Freak-in' freak!

END SONG: