ROCK
Judy said:
" There's no place like home" and she was right

What happened here,
Proved that tonight

We're a community,
A family

No more lies or hiding,
Inviting rumors to run a-muk,

No more secret cruising,

Oh, with acceptance
I'll take a date, freely back home

So we can fu*%#!! (the kids stop Rock from swearing)

ALL OTHERS
Though you're gay
It's okay
We still love to love, to love ya ba-by
Born that way?
Who's to say?

Toot toot, and beep beep, hey!

ROCK
Now you know
How I became a teenage ho-o-mo

My childhood wish
Freedom to swish

Tonight has all come true,
But, we're not through

JACK & JANET
Still got time for dancin'

GILBERT
And prancin' 'round the stage 'til we're blue

GILBERT & CHRISSY
And we'll keep on singing

DONNA
Oh, with a spot light

ALL (except Rock)
We gotta do, what we want to

ROCK
No place like home!

ALL OTHERS (echo)
Home, hom-o, o, o,

ROCK
Ho-mo

ALL OTHERS (echo)
Home, hom-o, o, o,

ROCK
No place like home!

ALL OTHERS (echo)
Home, hom-o, o, o,

ROCK
Ho-mo

ALL OTHERS (echo)
Home, hom-o, o, o,

(DANCE BREAK)

ROCK
Now's the time

ALL
We've got to end our show

ROCK
To end this rhyme

ALL
No place like homo

ROCK
No

ALL OTHERS
No, no, no,

ROCK
Place like hom-o!

ALL OTHERS
Now you've seen, I Was A Teenage Ho! Mo!

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