Night Of 100 Judy's from "I Was A Teenage Homo"

CHRISSY'S COSTUME = "Meet Me In St. Louis"
SONG Parody: The Trolly Song

CHRISSY
Clang, clang clang clang
Clang, clang clang clang, Clang..

Zing, zing
Zing zing...

Whoo, whoo...

(Gilbert enters next, as the music parodies "Swannee". He Dances.)

GILBERTS COSTUME = "Live At Carnegie Hall"
SONG Parody: Swanee

GILBERT
Swanne, Swanne

CHRISSY & CHORUS
You smell just like Swanne!

CHORUS
Oo oo, oo oo...

(Janet enters next, as the music parodies "Get Happy". She Dances.)

JANET'S COSTUME = "For Me & My Gal"
SONG Parody : Get Happy

JANET
Forget your troubles , Come out you homo!
We're gonna chase all the straights away
Come out and join your friends today!

CHORUS
Oh oo, oh oo...

(Nurse Treacher enters next, the music parodies "Anything You Can Do". He Dances.)

NURSE TREACHER'S COSTUME = "Annie Get Your Gun"
SONG Parody: Anything You Can Do

NURSE TREACHER'S
Anything I can do, to save our Rocky
Though it sounds shlocky,
I'll sing 'til he's here.
Come on out...

OTHERS
Come on out!

NURSE TREACHER'S
Come on out...

OTHERS
Come on out!

(Suddenly a spotlight hits, as Jack enters. The music swells as it switches to a parody of "Evergreen". Jack is mistakenly in FULL Barbara Streisand drag, not Judy Garland.)

JACK"S COSTUME = Streisand's "A Star is Born"
SONG Parody: Evergreen

ALL
Ah, ah ah, ah, ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah...
Ah, ah ah, ah, ah ah...

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