ROCK
Something strange is changing me
I mostly sit now when I pee
So what would cause that?

RORSCHACH & TREACHER (offstage mocking echos)
What, what, what, would cause that?

ROCK
Now it's "girlfriend" when I cuss
And, "Gosh, the world is fabulous"
No dog, I want cats!

RORSCHACH & TREACHER (offstage mocking echos)
Puss, puss, puss, pussycats

ROCK
Right from the moment
I went to that doctor
There was no black or white

I know I'm different
From all my schoolmates
But rainbows are bright

Donna doesn't interest me,
I've got to see the doctor, He will-
Treat me like I'm-

RORSCHACH & TREACHER (offstage mocking echos)
Treat you like your...

ROCK, RORSCHACH & TREACHER (offstage echos)
Treat me/you like I'm/your a queen.

RORSCHACH & TREACHER
Treat you like you are a dancing queen.

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