ROCK & DONNA
Safe, safe, safe, as can be

SHELLEY & JONATHAN
She’s our precious little girl
The fairest in the whole wide would
She’s royalty

ROCK & DONNA
Roy, roy, roy, royalty

SHELLEY & JONATHAN
Right from the moment
She enters the room
Here is how you should behave

Think of yourself as
Much less than her boyfriend
And more like her slave

One sure way you will succeed
Anticipate her every need
And treat her like she’s a queen

On your date, you’re feeling bold
Our daughter’s hand you’d like to hold
You must ask her first

ROCK & DONNA
Ask, ask, ask, ask her first

SHELLEY & JONATHAN
She says no. Make no complaint
And exercise some self-restraint
Although you might burst

ROCK & DONNA
Burst, burst, burst, you might burst

SHELLEY & JONATHAN
Your teenage hormones
Are rushing and gushing
And you cannot see straight

If we find out that
You pressed your advantage
We’d have to castrate

(Jonathan makes scissors with his fingers and snips at Rock)
(SFX: scissors snipping loudly)

ROCK & DONNA: (SPOKEN)
"Ouch!"

SHELLEY & JONATHAN
Show our princess disrespect
And you can bet we’ll break your neck
So treat her like she’s a queen

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