Hom In Straightville from "I Was A Teenage Homo"

Lyrics By Bill Fagan

Music & Additional Lyrics By Jeff Scott

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HOMO IN STRAIGHTVILLE
(SUNG BY: Officer Ponch, Deputy Judy & Gilbert)

The Original Sung Demo

JUDY
We have to be sure
Have to be real damn sure!

PONCH
Delicately, we'll speak of this attack
One careless comment and mob rule is back

Rumors can spread through a town like a plague
So for the time being
We must be vague

JUDY
Homo, in Straightville
Homo, in Straightville

PONCH
Part of our job is
To handle the fear

Keep out the evil
The strange and the queer

To catch this creature
We must root him out
But fairness demands
Benefit of doubt

PONCH
Homo
In Straightville

Homo
In Straightville

JUDY
When he's hot on the trail
He's so hot.

Is my heart stuck in jail?
I hope not!

PONCH
I fear the queen, in Straighville

JUDY
Too late, my dear, now what to do?

GILBERT (SPOKEN)
" Dance break!"

(DANCE BREAK)

PONCH
Homo

GILBERT
In

JUDY
Straight-ville

PONCH
Homo

GILBERT
In

JUDY
Straight-ville

PONCH
Homo

GILBERT &JUDY
Straight-ville

PONCH
Homo

GILBERT &JUDY
Straight-ville

ALL
It's intermission
Meet you back here in, ten!

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